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So that fateful day has arrived. Your boyfriend, through either verbal or physical snooping, has discovered the existence of your vibrator (dun dun dun), leaving you with one question: what now?

Having talked to loads of fans, friends and fellow fornicators, we’ve realized that your boyfriend’s reaction will fall into one of four categories. To keep you prepared, we’ve analyzed each emotional reaction to provide you with a psychological analysis of your boyfriend and the best way to handle his respective reaction.

And as an added bonus, we’ll divulged which PicoBong vibe best completes your love triangle.

The PicoBong psychologist is in!

Boyfriend reaction 1: Supportive

What it says about him: Your boyfriend is cool and independent and realizes that, while you’re both bound in a relationship, you can comfortably live separate lives without constant scrutiny of one another. Understanding and secure, he recognizes that you are a big girl, capable of making your own decisions—even if they all don’t involve him.

What you should do: Introduce him to us! We like him already! Not all girls are as lucky as you, so you should take this opportunity to tell him that you appreciate his openness and reward him accordingly (wink wink).

Recommendation: IPO™

Boyfriend reaction 2: Excitement

What it says about him: Your boyfriend is energetic, secure, and adventurous. He’s open to trying new things, like Kama Sutra positions, playing sex games with ice or experimenting with your vibrator. While his willingness to participate might get overbearing at times, his heart and energy is in the right place, and he should be thanked for that. (Bravo boyfriend!)

What you should do: Share the good vibrations with him! A smart gal like you knows that vibrators, like Facebook relationship status updates, are too juicy of a thing not to be shared. However, be sure he knows that the vibe is ultimately for your pleasure, and he can’t expect to get in on the fun every time.

Recommendation: MAHANA™

Boyfriend reaction 3: Intimidation

What it says about him: Your boyfriend, while undoubtedly a nice guy, is dealing with a little insecurity and some slight confusion—neither of which makes him abnormal. If he is less sexually experienced than you or your vibrator is bigger and longer-lasting than him, he might feel inadequate and obsolete. He needs your encouragement!

What you should do: Assure him that no vibrator is a substitute for his real deal. Bring up the point that you masturbate when he’s not around, just like he does when you’re not around. He’ll have a hard time denying the presence of a double standard. For bonus points, toss in the fun fact that 50% of people have used or use a vibrator.

Recommendation: HONI™

Boyfriend reaction 4: Jealousy/Anger

What it says about him: Your boyfriend sounds rather insecure. He’s a big boy, and masking self-esteem issues with Mel Gibson-like anger simply isn’t cool. As much as we love our vibrators, they are inanimate objects (don’t you dare tell them we said that). For him to go around gettin’ all angry at some awesomely-shaped silicone speaks volumes about his confidence (or lack thereof).

What you should do: Tell him your friends at PicoBong have this message for him: chill. This one can be tricky, but just be honest! Let him know that his anger is a clear projection of the current state of his self-esteem, and use the opportunity to help him better understand himself and his feelings.

Recommendation: KOA™

While no two boyfriends think alike, one thing is certain—he can always get in on the fun! While discussing your vibrator, be sure to explain that all ten PicoBong vibes are a spicy addition to foreplay and intercourse—proof that three isn’t a crowd—it’s a party!

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