This Christmas, PicoBong is initiating a feisty holiday campaign to rid the world of Sexual Scrooges once and for all!
They live amongst us; disguised as everyday, society-benefiting people. They’re our friends, coworkers, second-cousins, taxi drivers, waiters and dare we say (gulp)—significant others.
And like only sunlight can out a vampire, the passionate fires of holiday season are the only way to truly expose a Sexual Scrooge.
Unbeknownst to you, you may have encountered a Sexual Scrooge. Symptoms include: inability to remove socks during sex, thinking “coming up for coffee” actually means “coming up for coffee” and the dispensing of constant reminders that a race car bed only sleeps one.
If you or anyone you know has encountered firsthand Sexual Scroogeage, remember: you are not alone. And with this holiday season, the official season of the Sexual Scrooge, officially underway…there’s no better time, oh fellow liberator, to join PicoBong and our sassy second generation vibes Kaya, Moka, Zizo and Ako in ridding the world of Sexual Scrooges once…and for all.