Sex Movie

Before we reveal all the tricks and treats we have up our sleeve this month, we at PicoBong feel it’s necessary to salute October as National Movie Month before we go and get all Halloweeny.

So to give you some chuckles before the month turns spooky, we took on the task of watching dozens of frisky comedy flicks to bring to you the all-time top five comedy scenes starring a vibrator.

And…action!

5. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)—The Wrath of Hatchet Harry

When Soap proposes boycotting an upcoming payment to Hatchet Harry, Bacon makes him think otherwise—recalling the story of Smithy Robinson, a man who once stiffed Hatchet Harry and was subsequently battered to death with the closest thing at hand—a 15 inch rubber vibrator. The moral of the story: “Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe.”

4. Me, Myself, and Irene (2000)—Ol’ Hanky Panky

Getting confrontational, Charlie childishly accuses Irene of using a vibrator in replace of his own manhood, mocking her and dangling the floppy phallus around in front of his bandaged face. When Irene calmly informs him that it was not her, but his very own split personality, Hank, that bought the massive vibrator so he could use it on himself, Charlie cowers in shame.

3. EuroTrip (2004)—Club VanderSexxx

Enticed by an flyer for Amsterdam’s red-light district’s hottest sex club, Cooper rolls solo to Club VanderSexxx ready for a romp with Europe’s hottest madams. However, after being hopelessly shackled to a lofty steel rack, the topless tricks are replaced by two hooded brutes wielding a massive three-pronged vibrator gun equipped with a laser aimer pointed right at Cooper’s milky white butt cheeks.

2. Baseketball (1998)—Brittany’s Mom’s Vibrator

During the opening credits, Doug and Joe believe they’ve found Brittany the bombshell’s vibrator whilst snooping in her room. Doug starts kissing and licking the vibrator (after drinking from the bathroom’s bidet, mind you) expressing his envy of it. Seconds later, Brittany enters, explaining that the vibrator is her mother’s, as are the XXXXXXXXXL panties Joe unfolds. [And while we hope your boyfriend is nothing like Joe, his reaction to your vibrator speaks volumes about his personality.]

1. Not Another Teen Movie (2001)—Happy Birthday to Ewwwwww!!!

In this epic intro scene, Jenny unsheathes her vibrator while in bed watching a romantic scene starring Freddy—her teen idol. But just as she busts out her vibrator, in busts a string of loved ones—her father, brother, grandparents, priest and (oh the agony) children she volunteers for—all wishing her a happy birthday. While the absurdly awkward scene is an utter nightmare for Jenny, the laughs it induces are every comedy moviegoer’s dream.

And…cut!

While that’s a wrap for now, we’d like to invite you backstage to meet the star of PicoBong—Kaya, our bestselling rabbit vibe. Aww, don’t go get all starstruck now…